According to the undisputedly failed, ignorant, grossly inept, partisan and politicized minister of finance who is also illegitimate, and does not have a legitimate basis to be occupying a public office, having been appointed by an illegitimate president, who is ruling, instead of governing with the consensus of the oppressed, terrorized people, who are suffering due to the fact that the illegitimate, undisputedly failing zanu pf is illegitimate, and thus has no concern for the latter, there will be miraculous economic growth of more than six percent, in 2023, despite the reality prevailing on the ground that is saying otherwise. Perhaps the above referenced pest and parasite hybrid meant negative economic growth.

To the politically cognizant and enlightened, it was obvious that the appointment of the hybrid pest and parasite, to the public office of minister of finance would not change the prospects of the paralyzed state of Zimbabwe, which is undeniably nose deep in economic and political crises, while to the rural electorate, only politicized, and weaponized food aid, distributed along partisan lines using equally impoverished, and suffering, inflation ransacked chiefs and headmen, both of whom are politicized and sympathetic to the futile establishment of a one party state, mattered, compared to who occupied the public office of the minister of finance, and they are paying heavily, for their ignorance, which, among other things, is responsible for them selling their votes for nothing.

Earlier this year, the so-called local currency that was introduced to replace the world currency reserve, which is the United States dollars was introduced. Again to the politically informed and enlightened, this was an obvious move to evade responsibility of reforms, whose lack has seen the illegitimate, terrorist, ultimate law of the land assaulting, mutilating and diluting, people’s welfare neglecting, prompt, affordable, reliable and guaranteed service delivery depriving zanu pf printing more of the useless local currency, backed on mythical history of the liberation struggle that more and more people are repulsed by. This reckless printing of the useless local currency, or reliance on helicopter money, is a means to an end of retaining power illegitimately, which is very hostile to economic development.

What the undisputedly failed, ignorant, grossly inept, partisan and politicized minister of finance who is also illegitimate, and does not have a legitimate basis to be occupying a public office, having been appointed by an illegitimate president, who is ruling, instead of governing with the consensus of the oppressed, terrorized people, who are suffering due to the fact that the illegitimate, undisputedly failing zanu pf is illegitimate, and thus has no concern for the latter, there will be no miraculous economic growth of more than six percent, in 2023 because what has caused the now almost dominant economic crises has not been addressed, the red, mad elephant in the room.